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	<title>Jerrod Balzer</title>
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	<description>Associate Editor at KHP Publishers, Inc.</description>
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		<title>Rubber</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 17:53:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JerrodBalzer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve never laughed so hard at a tire in my life! I kept seeing this on Netflix and thought it was a documentary or something, until I read the little summary that it was about a tire with super powers, and it rolls around blowing up bunnies &#8216;n&#8217; shit.   This things is epic. Anyone]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve never laughed so hard at a tire in my life! I kept seeing this on Netflix and thought it was a documentary or something, until I read the little summary that it was about a tire with super powers, and it rolls around blowing up bunnies &#8216;n&#8217; shit.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"> <a href="http://jerrodbalzer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/rubber-movie-poster.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1511" title="Rubber movie" src="http://jerrodbalzer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/rubber-movie-poster.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="414" /></a></p>
<p>This things is epic. Anyone else seen it?</p>
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		<title>Wet dreams</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 13:33:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JerrodBalzer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever had a dream that you took a long shower, and afterward did your usual routine of brushing your hair, your teeth, applying deodorant, body spray, etc, only to wake up and realize you&#8217;re still stinky with itchy bed head and yuck mouth? Then you&#8217;re like, &#8220;Ack! I have to do all that]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Have you ever had a dream that you took a long shower, and afterward did your usual routine of brushing your hair, your teeth, applying deodorant, body spray, etc, only to wake up and realize you&#8217;re still stinky with itchy bed head and yuck mouth?</p>
<p>Then you&#8217;re like, &#8220;Ack! I have to do all that <em>again</em>?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Assassin&#8217;s Creed III World Gameplay Trailer</title>
		<link>http://jerrodbalzer.com/assassins-creed-iii-world-gameplay-trailer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 17:38:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>JerrodBalzer</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Assassin's Creed]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[They just released the gameplay trailer for AC 3 and it looks like a must-own to me! Check it out!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They just released the gameplay trailer for AC 3 and it looks like a must-own to me! Check it out!</p>
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