Jerrod Balzer http://jerrodbalzer.com The mind can do horrible things to you. Laugh, anyway. Mon, 20 May 2013 02:53:12 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 I’ve actually heard this in my life. http://jerrodbalzer.com/heard-life/ http://jerrodbalzer.com/heard-life/#comments Mon, 20 May 2013 02:53:12 +0000 JerrodBalzer http://jerrodbalzer.com/?p=2754 “I tore my taint!”

It was spoken in a similar accent as “They took our jobs!” and by someone who had fallen off of a mechanical bull.

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http://www.kfvs12.com/story/22276100/person-dies-in-wreck-in-cass-county#.UZZ2879uIU4.facebook]]> http://jerrodbalzer.com/worth-text/feed/ 0 Rip Van Balzer http://jerrodbalzer.com/rip-van-balzer/ http://jerrodbalzer.com/rip-van-balzer/#comments Fri, 17 May 2013 12:17:33 +0000 JerrodBalzer http://jerrodbalzer.com/?p=2746 Had a bad enough seizure yesterday that just kept lingering with spasms, so I kind of slipped into a little coma, so to speak, in my recliner. Robin finally woke me up late in the evening because I was snoring so loud, and I went to bed where my CPAP is located.

However way I managed it, I’m better rested today, so I’m gonna try to get something productive done.

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