Movies

Total Recall (minor spoilers)

I finally got around to watching the latest Total Recall movie, and I loved it! I’d heard the moaning and groaning about the movie prior to watching it, and it’s one of the reasons I took my time. I’ve really got to stop letting that stuff get to me! This film was one wild ride!

Now, the original film came out in my teens, so I was at just the right age to be completely hooked on it, along with other Verhoeven films such as RoboCop and Starship Troopers. When I heard they were doing a remake of Total Recall, my first reaction was like when I heard about the upcoming RoboCop remake… why? The first was so awesome and still holds up.

Then I heard the hate over the news that in the remake, Quaid doesn’t go to Mars. This seemed blasphemous to fans but it doesn’t bother me one bit. Consider the source material: in Philip K. Dick’s short story, “We Can Remember It for You Wholesale,” Quail (his name in the story) does not go to Mars. The character had already been to Mars, hence his longing to go after his memory was wiped, but we never see the character leave Earth.

Normally, when remakes are done, I’m fine with them so long as they’re well-made and they’re not carbon copies of the original. The Psycho remake was pointless, in my opinion, as was The Hitcher clone (though the sequel was a hoot). If you’re going to tell the story again, do your own thing while paying tribute.

The latest Total Recall pulls this off, and it does so beautifully. On most occasions, I prefer the version that can be closest to the source material, like John Carpenter’s The Thing – it was much closer to “Who Goes There?” than the old The Thing from Another World. However, the short story for Total Recall was actually more of a comedy. Outside of the initial visit to the clinic, it’s good that both films do their own thing, and because of the originality we see in both, we have two great, action-packed sci-fi films that stem from the same idea, and the remake does make some great nods to the original which makes it all the more fun.

Jurassic Park: Fun Observation

I saw Jurassic Park when it was first released in theaters and it blew me away. I bought it the first day it was released on VHS and watched it daily for a long time. Then I watched it repeatedly when it was on DVD, and I still need to get the blu ray soon.

Well, to keep this short and sweet, there was something I noticed the first time I saw it and I’ve noticed it from then on. I mentioned it to a friend today and he thought I was nuts. I swear by it, though. What do you think?

One of the velociraptors in Jurassic Park looks just like Tom Cruise:

Tom Cruise velociraptor

I can’t be alone in this.

Happy St. Patty’s Day!

What are you doing for the holiday? Me, I’m debating on a Leprechaun marathon, or maybe Darby O’Gill and the Little People.

Darby O'Gill and the Little People

Sean Connery was great, as always, in that movie, but the old man took the show. I love the uncut version, personally. It has the rare scene where Darby gets drunk, like above, but starts shoving the screaming little people up his bum while giggling hysterically. It’s the real reason the Banshee wouldn’t take him in the end (no pun intended). As he was being lifted away, he started farting out little fuckers everywhere and scared the death spirit off.

Gotta love the Irish!

Please considering supporting Gary Kent’s documentary

In the recent past, I’ve pointed out some abusive examples of Kickstarter and Indiegogo. Well, let me show you where these projects can really shine, doing a lot of good for various industries and people. This is the real deal:

Gary Kent is one of the kindest gentlemen I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing, and his life has been among the most exciting. If you have the time, please check out the interview we had with him back in the Metal Crypt days HERE.

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He was a stunt man in over 100 films (as recent as Bubba Ho-Tep) with Jack Nicholson and tons of other actors and directors. The stories he has to tell are amazing, and now Joe O’Connell is working on a film documentary about his exciting life.

He has an Indiegogo page to help fund final shoots and editing, and he’s almost to the goal. This is for a great cause, so if you do nothing else while checking Gary out, please go to that page to watch the video about the documentary. Then consider donating to the cause and spreading the word. Thanks!

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First thoughts on Lockout trailer

Okay, so we’re finally getting around to watching the sequel to Ghost Rider and we see this trailer for Lockout:

At first, they’re showing the ultimate prison… in space! I’m thinking, They remade Fortress 2?

But then it gets into the plot: the prisoners are running amok and the president’s daughter is trapped there. Ah! So it’s a revamp of Escape from New York, using the president’s daughter instead of the president, and I guess it makes sense to put the prison in space this time, since trying it in L.A. didn’t work out so well.

So who’s going to be Snake?

Oh wait…

There is no Snake.

The guy’s name is Snow.

It’s just yet another complete, unoriginal ripoff movie. Nice going, Hollywood.

Um… Kirk Cameron, fyi on pilgrims

In a recent interview, Kirk Cameron was pushing his latest movie and stood up for Todd Akin as being a “good man” blah blah, while siding with him that raped women should carry out pregancies (sanctity of life and all that).

Don’t get me started. HERE is the link.

Anyone who knows me, knows I think they’re both full of shit and don’t need to be saying what a battered woman should do with her body.

I want to mention the swirling soup of stupid that he spewed right before all that to promote the movie Monumental. He kept going on about how the pilgrims were America’s founding fathers, and the country was founded on their beliefs and values, etc…..

Bullshit!

Um, Kirk, the pilgrims were a bunch of religious fanatics who wanted to come over here where they could drink their own Kool-Aid, “Jonestown”-style (they held the Salem Witch Trials in the same century, after all), and in the process, they killed off a bunch of Indians by spreading disease. Yeah, great lot of people.

The colonies were still owned by Great Britain, genius. It wasn’t until over a century later that a bunch of rebellious guys, the real founding fathers who wanted no religion involved in government, kicked off the revolution and started America.

Quit lying to people.

By the way, thisĀ is awesome: