Category Archives: Fun
Wet dreams
Have you ever had a dream that you took a long shower, and afterward did your usual routine of brushing your hair, your teeth, applying deodorant, body spray, etc, only to wake up and realize you’re still stinky with itchy bed head and yuck mouth?
Then you’re like, “Ack! I have to do all that again?”
KHP kicking ass in Starhawk!
Even if you don’t follow the Starhawk game (I intend to get it, just can’t on day one) this video is incredibly well done. Follow the link below and the video stars Adam J Whitlatch, Louise Bohmer, S.D. Hintz, and Kh Koehler and you can create your own with friends from your Facebook list.
Found my third fan music video!
First, I wanted to thank everyone for their extremely kind thoughts and well wishes here, on Facebook, and elsewhere for my recent health problems. It means worlds to me and really does help me get by that much easier.
I think the new meds are helping the seizures because I haven’t had any today (doc said that might happen). They’d gotten so much worse this week, though, that I’m having a hard time walking. I’ll deal with that over the actual seizures – hell yeah! Day’s not over yet, but you count your blessings by the hour, sometimes by the minute. Enjoy every moment that you can tolerate, lol. I mean, my normal meds aren’t touching my migraines or muscle pain in the stomach, legs, etc, but I’m sure it’d be tons worse without them, so it could always be worse. Chest keeps hurting, especially, but I think it’s from lying on my side a lot. See, my right shoulder wouldn’t stop twisting and jerking while in bed, and it kept waking me up, so I turned over and put my weight on the damn thing to keep it still.
Anyway, on to the blog post’s subject: I had a rough time getting to sleep last night, probably adjusting to new meds or whatever, so I searched through a bunch of VHS tapes. There were these three old music videos that I’d made in the 90s using two VCRs and a CD player, just for fun, and I’d found two of them, already. Well, I’d about figured the third was lost but finally found it. So I transferred it to digital and uploaded it to YouTube. I joke on each that shrooms were involved, as well, and yeah, I ate a lot of them with friends back then. Hallucinogenic mushrooms grew wild in the surrounding cow pastures down there and they were legal, at least at the time – don’t know if they are now. We’d pop in movies while music played and often times we’d notice how something would sync up so well like Pink Floyd and Wizard of Oz. Our favorite was Obituary’s “Cause of Death” CD with Evil Dead 2.
I had created a special part of my site for sharing things like videos and pictures. I don’t have much on it yet, but it should be a fun distraction for myself and I can hopefully share some laughs and fun memories with all of my friends, possibly scar a few minds, LOL!
Here are the specific links to the videos if you’d like to check them out. If you like them, by all means – Share!:
Water Go Down the Hooooole!
This is one of my favorite episodes of Tiny Toons Adventures, where Plucky Duck gets toilet trained:
Shit-eating Chimp
That’s right, eat shit! Ya shit-eating monkey. Damn, dirty ape.
Seriously, though. It’s gross, but funny. Imagine how he’d react to a Babe Ruth!
Amazonian Milk
Have you ever read the reviews for milk on Amazon.com? They’re hilarious! Check it out sometime when you need a good laugh, and don’t forget to browse through the customer images:
Howdy Ho!
I know what you’re thinking:
But it was still a proud moment for me to be visited by the famous Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo years ago, and I was able to snap a photo before he disappeared in a cloud of toilet paper to the sewers below. I’d sent it to the South Park boys but never received a response – never could figure out why.
Anyhoo, Merry Christmas! And here’s some more shits and giggles for ya, some true, some not.
First the true:
Yesterday morning, I took a shit… wait, there’s more. As I was leaving the restroom, I had a spell in the hallway and fell down. When I was able to move again, I told Robin that shit indeed floats, because look what happened when I got rid of mine. *rimshot!*
Now for a fart joke that my mother told me when she showed up today:
Old man passes gas and says, “Seven points.”
His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was that?”
The old man replied, “It’s fart football.”
A few minutes later, his wife lets one go and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”
After about five minutes, the old man lets another one go and says, “Aha, I’m ahead 14 to 7.”
Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another and says, “Touchdown, tie score.” Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker. “Field goal. I lead 17 to 14.”
Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he’s got, and accidentally shits in the bed.
The wife says, “What the hell was that?”
The old man says, “Half time, switch sides.”
