Jerrod Balzer

Nopt sure why the letters are in 3D and dovered in spiderweb, but the shit is freeaky.

so long as it doesn’t get on my fingers, I’m cool, but it’s interfering with my typing. I need to clean out my keys somewhow.

do you suppose marshmallows will do it? Slightyl heated, of ocourse.

It seems the other night, Robin fournd me in the kitdch making hot cocoa. Once finidhed, I wen tot eh floor and crawled around, then out to the bedreoom and crawled in bed.

Teh words are floated by like cloudds in the sky. Hard to keep together. But Robin brough me the cocoa in bed and it was really nice.

I guess last week, I thought it was December and sent some money to a credit card that was supposed to stay in the bank. Now it’s all fucked up, but mom will straight it out. There’s a good reason they put her in charge of my money. I’m screwing it up.

i’ts didfficult typing on a curtian because it gives everytime the hammer hits  the cltosh. It’s beautufil though. But nothin will get be to drink that frozen tiger piss. I don’t care if it makes things tast e better. IIt’s Piss! What’s in a tiger that makes his uirine taste better in yuour drink? I’d reather have a twizzler. and that’s for damn sure.

Dpn

don’t aslk the ladies how old they are. They’ll kick you in the ding ding. But if you stress in the right shoes, everybody will be impressed. The question is: Where do you go to buy the right shoes? Well, it’s not where they sell frozen tiger ;piss

the words know which way to flow but you’ve gottaq know which way to type. do you know which way to read. the devil knows which way to stack the bottles before he bites your head off.